Mickie vs Lita on Raw, 11/13/06

Like last week, this was a special conditions match. Instead of Mickie having one hand tied behind her back, she had both legs shackled.

Lita asked before the start of the match “What do you have to say for yourself Mickie?”
To which Mickie answered “After this match, I’ll be sure to give these shackles back to you, because we all know it’s you who needs your legs tied shut.” And with that, Lita runs into the ring and spears Mickie, and begins beating her up.

The match wasn’t all that spectacular; in fact it sucked. It was another squash match, only this time with Mickie as the winner. Lita decided to step out of the ring and yell at DX who were sitting in the front row leading the Hacksaw Jim Dugan “Hooooooh” chant. Lita took away Triple H’s huge salami stick, tossed it in the ring, and then proceeded to yell at him and shove him. Triple H retaliated by squirting mustard in her face and eyes.

Lita staggered back into the ring, blinded by mustard, while the referee was admonishing and warning DX.

Mickie had picked up the giant salami and hit Lita in the face with it, knocking Lita out, and getting the pin as the referee, who conveniently decided to pay attention to the match, climbed back in and counted the pin fall. I think it was really phony how Mickie hit Lita with the salami. She grasped both ends, and diagonally grazed her head with it. The least she could have done was to swing that damn salami like a baseball bat.

Anyhow, here are the match results below. Click here to understand my scoring system.

Time: 3.03 minutes. Winner: Mickie James, by pin fall.

Mickie
Striking: 5
Tosses: 1
Locks: 0
Aerials: 0
Kickouts: 1

Lita
Striking: 23
Tosses: 4
Locks: 1
Aerials: 0
Kickouts: 0

Total Score
Mickie: 7
Lita: 34