Mickie Lingo

Mickielicious (Mik-ee-lish-us) or (Mik-ee-li-shis): A play on “Delicious”. May also refer to something being sweet or beautiful.

Micktastic (Mik-tastik): A play on the word “Fantastic”.

Mickirrific (Mik-ee-rifik): A play on “Terrific”. See also Micktastic.

Mickieish (Mik-ee-ish): To resemble Mickie James. An attribute common to Mickie James. To be typical of Mickie James.

Mickiemania (Mik-ee-main-ee-ya): Is to Mickie James what Hulkamania was to Hulk Hogan.

Mickiemaniac (Mik-ee-main-ee-ak): A very devoted fan of Mickie James. See also White_Wolf.

Micklish (mi-kul-ish) or (mik-e’-lish): What Mickie James would be if she were ticklish. Ok, so I made that one up.

Mickworthy (Mik-wer-thee) or (mik-worth-ee): Being worthy of Mickie James. Up to par with Mickie James. Example1: “Wow! Lita’s moonsault was totally mickworthy”. Example2: “Kenny isn’t mickworthy, but White_Wolf is.”

Mickieism (mik-ee-ism) or (mik-ee-iz-um): A religion centered on Mickie James.

Mickism as a theology: Mickism hails that Mickie James is absolute perfection. If all things are created by God, than his greatest creation is that which is “perfect” If Mickie is perfect, than she is God’s greatest creation. To become closer to God, one must emulate the characteristics of God’s greatest creations. Thus emulating Mickie James brings one closer to god. We come to know God through Mickie James, and worship God through her image.

A woman is to achieve godliness by doing as much as she can to look, and act like Mickie James.

A man is to achieve godliness by praising Mickie James, by adhering to the things Mickie James takes interest in, or by marrying a woman who is very mickieish.

By doing these things, we can become mickworthy. And we know that God loves all things mickworthy.