Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Mickie vs Melina, Raw 03/05/07

This was Mickie's rematch for the title. It was a falls count anywhere match. Oddly enough the special guest announcer (first time I ever heard of one of those) was Ashley.

Due to the type of match this was, and the fact there was a commercial break, and the interference, I didn’t bother to mark down the fight score as I normally would. The match lasted about 7.20 minutes if you include the commercial break time.

The fight between Melina and Mickie began with Mickie doing a running baseball slide through the ropes into Melina while she was posing with the championship belt. Mickie got a few shots in and Melina ran to the back with Mickie in pursuit.

A typical back stage fight scene took place, which means lots of goofy stuff and slamming your opponent into things and through doorways etc.

They made their way to the women’s locker room, Melina still trying to put some distance between her and Mickie. In the dressing room Maria slapped Melina, then Victoria attacked Mickie, and held her arms back while Melina took some free shots on her. Then Mickie kicked Melina away and Torrie blinded Victoria with hair spray.

Candice comes out in a towel and says "What the hell's going on?" and then yells for Melina to get out. Melina yanks Candice's towel off, and suddenly the lights go out, or the camera messes up (which ever way they tried to play it). When the lights came back on Candice was covering her boobs with her hands and wearing pink panties... instead of actually being nude.

The camera has some more technical difficulties and then a commercial break. After the commercial break we see the entrance way, the audience seems to be booing and is a bit upset that they are missing the action due to the technical difficulties. But then only a few seconds after commercial break they come rolling through the entrance way- the crowd cheers now that they can see some action again.

Melina and Mickie are on the floor grappling each other and rolling and rolling and rolling down the ramp. I thought they were actually going to roll alllll the way back to the ring.

They do make their way back to the ring. Melina is still trying to get away from the more fierce and dominating Mickie. In an effort to get away she tries to climb the ropes to climb away from Mickie... if that makes sense.

At any rate, Mickie gets Melina on the top rope, slams her head/face into the top of the steel post. Then attempts a Hurricanranna (the type that was called the Frankensteiner in N64's WWF No Mercy), but Melina holds on to the ropes so that Mickie falls on her face and stomach. Unfortunately, that is what was supposed to happen. What actually did happen was Mickie going for the Hurricanranna, attempting to jump up on Melina's shoulders, but Melina bowed her head down for some reason, and Mickie ended up jumping up onto Melina’s head with nothing to hold on to, and no where to go but falling backward at a helpless angle.

Mickie landed on her head in a very sick way. And when I say she landed on her head, I mean the very top of her head, with her neck bending to the side, the way a persons neck bends right before it breaks.

Melina hops down and rolls her up for a pin. Then she hops up off of Mickie, and she's holding her nose, and staggers a few steps, the ref raises her hand, and Melina is still holding her nose. I didn't see where Melina got her nose hit. So that didn't make sense, but whatever. The important thing is our goddess Mickie actually got hurt.

Ashley announces Melina as the winner. Melina marches over to Ashley and yanks the belt from her. Ashley and Melina get up in each others face and start yappin. Ashley shoves Melina down. And then gets in the ring and helps Mickie up, while Melina walks angrily up the entrance ramp.

When I first watched all of this I didn’t think Mickie was hurt. I thought it was a really sick spot that Mickie performed. And so when Ashley got into the ring and helped Mickie up and made sure she was alright, I swear I thought right then and there the other was going to do a heel turn and attack the other. I just didn’t know which one it was.

You gotta keep in mind that Ashley and Mickie were enemies with no reason to have made up. Mickie kidnapped Ashley, tied and gagged her in an effort to teach Trish Stratus a lesson.

So what we get is yet another story/character inconsistency,

In the world of wrestling, we are supposed to forget everything that happened three months ago.

An example is Linda McMahan kicking JR in the nuts and telling him he’s fired. I can’t wait for Linda to make yet another return, only to have JR pretend the incident never happened, and go on to sing her praise.

But all that’s really important is that Mickie is doing just fine, and escaped with nothing more than a sore neck that is all better today. Though the image still bothers me of just how close Mickie came to breaking her neck. I mean she landed right on the top of her head nearly completely vertical. Her body came crashing down on top of herself with her neck twisting to the side, causing her ear and shoulder to meet. A very close call to a serious career/life ending situation.

This only reconfirms my proclamation that Mickie isn’t just a girl; she is an indestructible goddess.

The reason we won’t be seeing her for a little while is that she has been scheduled for a little down time, a sweet little vacation. She may or may not be back by the time Wrestlemania rolls around.

There is still some speculation that the Ashley and Melina match at Wrestlemania could end up being a triple threat match between the three, or with Mickie as a special guest referee, which would provide the opportunity for a heal turn and all sorts of cool things. So there is still hope for Mickie to be a part of Wrestlemania.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Melina vs Maria, Raw, 02/26/07

I normally wouldn't bother updating my Mickie blog with other women's matches, but this time I decided to. With this being Melina's first match since stealing the title from Mickie.

Before the match started, Melina was doing a promo, talking about Ashley, which only confirms the paranoia that we really are going to have to sit through an Ashley and Melina match at Wresltemania.

But she also mentions that Mickie has a clause that says she can issue a rematch for her title. So Melina is going to wrestle her next week (Monday, march 5th).

The Match between Melina and Maria wasn't as bad as I thought. Apparently Melina knows how to carry people.


Like I said, the match wasn't totally dead. And it did have some nice action, though you could tell Maria was being carried, and she was a bit sloppy. Though I commend her on her efforts to put on a high action match that was very much away from her original in ring persona (hiding from everybody then getting a cheap roll up pin.)

Melina set the pace and dominated Maria throughout most of the match. Then Maria began to mount some offense near the end. She got on a roll an then went to do that Bronco Buster move where she basically gets her opponent in the corner and then runs, jumps on her and begins humping her.

Melina gets her knee up as Maria is coming down, legs spread wide open... do you see where I'm going with this? Bang! Right in the crotch. Maria grabs herself in pain, Melina then rolls her up for the pin.

The match went like this (click here for an understanding of my point system)
Melina wins by pinfall in 3.24 minutes.

Melina
Striking: 8
Tossing: 6
Locks: 4
Aerials: 0
Kickouts: 2

Maria
Striking: 3
Tossing: 7
Locks: 1
Aerials: 0
Kickouts: 1


Totals
Melina: 32
Maria: 20

Well, let's see what next week brings for Mickie's rematch.

Mickie vs. Melina, Raw, 02/19/07

Mickie James versus Melina Perez for the women's championship title. Monday night Raw.

This was another stiff match between Melina and Mickie. I just love to watch these two go at it. There has been a big rumor for a long while that Mickie and Melina have real backstage heat, or at least had some heat. So, many of us speculate whether or not they are working that heat out by beating the hell out of each other in the ring. But I personally doubt that.

The reason I doubt it is if these two were to shoot on each other, we'd see a busted lip pretty quick, and there is no blood in a woman's match... at least 3 weeks out of the month (sorry, I couldn't resist). Also, I think both of these ladies have to much professionalism, and each knows that if they make the other look bad, that in turn makes them look like a bad worker, and thus nobody wins from that situation.

But anyway, this match was tough, and rather brutal for a women's match.


The match ended when Mickie went for the Huricanranna in the corner like she normally does, but Melina grabs the rope to stop the flipping momentum, which causes Mickie to fall head first onto the mat. Melina quickly rolls her up for the pin before she has a chance to regain her composure from the spill. And thus our new women's champion is Melina Perez.

Our Mickie, my sweet goddess Mickie, she has lost her title. 'tis a sad day for Mickie fans.
To make matters worse, the word has it all over the internet and even wrestling radio shows, that Ashley will most likely be Melina's opponent at Wrestlemania.

If this happens, and Ashley gets a Wrestlemania spot just because she got naked in playboy, and this costs our Mickie a spot at Mania... May Ashley break her neck. And may the people who scheduled this match quickly die of an aneurysm.

Mickie fans, I urge you, at Wrestlemania, if it is indeed Melina vs Ashley, to chant "we want Mickie. We want Mickie. We want Mickie." throughout the entire match. No need to boo or chant "boring" or anything else. Just chant "We want Mickie." That short, simple message will have the most effect. It will show Mickie that she is loved and respected over a Playboy Playmate. It will show WWE Creative and Booking that we want real women performing the best wrestling matches they can; not glorified strippers and porn queens mocking the art of woman's wrestling.

If we chant "boring" we may inadvertently send the message that women's wrestling itself is boring. And that would only reduce the women's division to more pillow fights and nonsense.

Anyhow, the match went like this (click here for an understanding of my point system)

Time 4.21 minutes. Winner: Melina, by pinfall, becomes new women's champion.

Mickie
Striking: 24
Tosses: 7
Locks: 1
Aerials: 0
Kickouts: 2

Melina
Striking: 19
Tosses: 6
Locks: 2
Aerials: 0
Kickouts: 0

Total score
Mickie: 41
Melina: 37